She was old and fat and that made her terribly ugly, the worst part was she was alone and no one in town remembered her name. The kids would ride up to her house on Halloween and shout vulgar and hateful things, throw apples and shit bags at her front door. She would cry and smoke her cigarettes, steaming hot water on an open stove with vicks in it to relieve her terrible congestion.
One night the kids broke in and found her naked in the shower all the more to verify she was an old witch. She fell chasing them out and started her nightgown on fire on a low candle, before it was caught she had the entire old shack aflame.
The next day they found one or two shreds of paper with a name on in.. Ru b and a Y, Ruby was her name, the old witch was dead, and the town blossomed and bloomed becoming one of the leaders in medical cannabis. Everyone became millionaires.
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